Today has been special in more ways than one! My pickled ex has spent the entire day telling me what a fuck up I am & refusing to admit to the stuff he did whilst pickled.... So I immersed myself in tom, jerry & scooby doo! Not much in the world that the boomerang channel can't block out..!
My gorgeous godson is also a member of the special side! At the moment there's a thing on Facebook for a no makeup selfie to promote breast cancer awareness. I did mine with my patented nose plug (tissue wedged up my nose) with my cold & black eyes, & he let his sister do his makeup & put his photo on there!! The boy is a mad genius!! I love him!! He's raised over £80, so I tried to text & donate for him... Predictive text meant before I sent BEAT to 70099 I sent best, bear & boat!!!!
Life is a painful scary place with cancer taking the good away from us far too soon. My godson made people laugh still spreading the serious message. My special message is to laugh with those you love as much as you can, as that sound will live with them & their memories forever. Xx
Saturday 22 March 2014
Tuesday 18 March 2014
Special date 18/03/14
The first "SpeshPresh" award goes to Lynne Buller!!!!
Today I was in hospital for some neurological tests. Yesterday they checked to see if I had a heart (confirmed.... Although I'm not sure as I have to go back!), today they checked to see if I am alive!!! They stuck sticky things all over me (good job I had shaved where they were looking 😳) & plugged me in to the electric!! I was hoping it would give me more energy, but I think they were concerned we could cause a surge & a blackout for what it needed to do it & instead made my limbs dance about all by themselves!! It was like Frankenstein meets the muppets!! Hilarious!!!
Mother drove me as it was a safer bet, so once I was unplugged & free we went in search of coffee, ending up close to my mate Lynnie so I suggested we could meet in a handy coffee shop, & she brought her mum along for the ride too (which was lovely). Had a natter & chuckle about another "special incident", & we all left... Mother & I in search of more tissues & a miracle cold cure... Where I suddenly realised my brain (mobile) was MISSING!!!!! I cannot survive without my brain, so we retraced my special steps to the coffee shop.... Where PRAISE DE LAWD it had been kept safe!!!
Relieved I sent Lynnie a text telling her what had happened & she replied "oh my god!! Do they still have it???"..... Even in my world I know I could not have text her if I did not have my phone back, so LYNNIE GETS TODAYS SPESHPRESH!!!! Oooo how I love ee Lynnie!!!
Today I was in hospital for some neurological tests. Yesterday they checked to see if I had a heart (confirmed.... Although I'm not sure as I have to go back!), today they checked to see if I am alive!!! They stuck sticky things all over me (good job I had shaved where they were looking 😳) & plugged me in to the electric!! I was hoping it would give me more energy, but I think they were concerned we could cause a surge & a blackout for what it needed to do it & instead made my limbs dance about all by themselves!! It was like Frankenstein meets the muppets!! Hilarious!!!
Mother drove me as it was a safer bet, so once I was unplugged & free we went in search of coffee, ending up close to my mate Lynnie so I suggested we could meet in a handy coffee shop, & she brought her mum along for the ride too (which was lovely). Had a natter & chuckle about another "special incident", & we all left... Mother & I in search of more tissues & a miracle cold cure... Where I suddenly realised my brain (mobile) was MISSING!!!!! I cannot survive without my brain, so we retraced my special steps to the coffee shop.... Where PRAISE DE LAWD it had been kept safe!!!
Relieved I sent Lynnie a text telling her what had happened & she replied "oh my god!! Do they still have it???"..... Even in my world I know I could not have text her if I did not have my phone back, so LYNNIE GETS TODAYS SPESHPRESH!!!! Oooo how I love ee Lynnie!!!
Special date 17/03/14
I have a cold... It appeared in the middle of the night from nowhere & landed nicely in the middle of my head. I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome so any bug just loves me. I am the Mecca for all bugs as they can "take over the world" that is my immune system. My office lovingly tell me I "look like shit", yet I thought I'd made an effort as I have an ECG & I'm not sure what the correct dress code is!
Somehow I managed to sneeze so hard I split the crotch of my new tights (don't want to look cheap in case the bobbling on the trusty old opaques are observed..) & my tights turn into chaps! Chaps that chaff the inside of my thighs as I can NEVER put tights on without twisting them!
I arrive for my ECG with the very lovely male nurse, who then asks if I am wearing tights... Happy that I obviously have the correct ECG dress code, I say "yes! I am!" Grinning at him... So I am asked to take them off!! Off?!?? To those that have never had to remove & after the test put back on "chaps tights" it's not easy & I think he wondered what was taking so long!
The sneezes throughout the day made the hole NICE & big, & ensured the draft & my cold had me feeling rather chilly at the end of work, so I thought I would have a nice hot bath with Olbas oil... However, the tank was having none of it & a puddle was in the bottom of the bath before the hot tap was the same temperature as the cold. Having an ample bottom I figured water displacement would ensure the water would at least reach my ears... But no.... I live near the Somerset levels & my belly rose from the water like Glastonbury Tor (I put my finger in my belly button to check the significance) overlooking the floods of February. The plus side of this was that every time I sneezed I didn't cause a tidal wave to soak the bathroom carpet!
Somehow I managed to sneeze so hard I split the crotch of my new tights (don't want to look cheap in case the bobbling on the trusty old opaques are observed..) & my tights turn into chaps! Chaps that chaff the inside of my thighs as I can NEVER put tights on without twisting them!
I arrive for my ECG with the very lovely male nurse, who then asks if I am wearing tights... Happy that I obviously have the correct ECG dress code, I say "yes! I am!" Grinning at him... So I am asked to take them off!! Off?!?? To those that have never had to remove & after the test put back on "chaps tights" it's not easy & I think he wondered what was taking so long!
The sneezes throughout the day made the hole NICE & big, & ensured the draft & my cold had me feeling rather chilly at the end of work, so I thought I would have a nice hot bath with Olbas oil... However, the tank was having none of it & a puddle was in the bottom of the bath before the hot tap was the same temperature as the cold. Having an ample bottom I figured water displacement would ensure the water would at least reach my ears... But no.... I live near the Somerset levels & my belly rose from the water like Glastonbury Tor (I put my finger in my belly button to check the significance) overlooking the floods of February. The plus side of this was that every time I sneezed I didn't cause a tidal wave to soak the bathroom carpet!
The history....
If I started at the very beginning (although Julie Andrews would say it's a very good place toooo starrrrt") I would still be typing come Christmas & everyone would be very confused so I will give you a LITTLE update about me & if anyone who reads this knows me & has a favourite story they would like shared ask & I will oblige! Also, if anyone has a question I will answer as honestly as I possibly can! Names MAY be changed, unless you win the daily "SpeshPresh" award!!
I had an ability to find myself in peculiar, odd, daft & just plain SPECIAL situations from quite early on in life. I always look for the good in people & perhaps that's why I get involved in situations most wouldn't, but most of the time I just create havoc for myself! Something daft usually happens daily, though some things are only ever admitted to those close to me.... This blogging stuff has been requested by those people for some time as it usually gives everyone something to laugh about, sometimes let's others confess to their own mishaps but generally it is proof that soap operas & sit coms really DO happen!
I am unattached... One of my favourite sayings at the moment is "ain't no one touching my cheese toasty!" As I have been a born again virgin for so long I think it would resemble a cheese toasty if I ever dared risk it again. In my life I have dated transvestites, one of which is now a laaady (little Britain... Thank you!), a drug addict, a psycho, a stalker, a kinkmeister (no other word for it), liars, cheats, fruit loops & all sorts. My past will make your partner look like gods gift!! I have either got the talent to turn a "good guy bad" or my role in the special side of life is safer unsupervised at the moment!
I love having other special friends in my life! It makes my journey that much more fun! In this blogging I will therefore award a "SpeshPresh" of the day to deserving loons... Feel free to nominate & share!
Laughing is my most favourite thing to do. It doesn't matter if you're young, old, pink, blue or polka dot! Laughing is ESSENTIAL to life & has to be the best sound in the world.... Unless you are the one exposing your knickers in public, then you will just laugh when it feels better! I laugh at myself all the time, I think I have to or my counsellor will be a very rich lady!
Please note, I CAN be sensible, & I THINK I'm pretty good at my sensible jobs, stupidity is just a sideline....
I hope you enjoy & can relate to my life, & if you know of someone like me, please send them here too!
I had an ability to find myself in peculiar, odd, daft & just plain SPECIAL situations from quite early on in life. I always look for the good in people & perhaps that's why I get involved in situations most wouldn't, but most of the time I just create havoc for myself! Something daft usually happens daily, though some things are only ever admitted to those close to me.... This blogging stuff has been requested by those people for some time as it usually gives everyone something to laugh about, sometimes let's others confess to their own mishaps but generally it is proof that soap operas & sit coms really DO happen!
I am unattached... One of my favourite sayings at the moment is "ain't no one touching my cheese toasty!" As I have been a born again virgin for so long I think it would resemble a cheese toasty if I ever dared risk it again. In my life I have dated transvestites, one of which is now a laaady (little Britain... Thank you!), a drug addict, a psycho, a stalker, a kinkmeister (no other word for it), liars, cheats, fruit loops & all sorts. My past will make your partner look like gods gift!! I have either got the talent to turn a "good guy bad" or my role in the special side of life is safer unsupervised at the moment!
I love having other special friends in my life! It makes my journey that much more fun! In this blogging I will therefore award a "SpeshPresh" of the day to deserving loons... Feel free to nominate & share!
Laughing is my most favourite thing to do. It doesn't matter if you're young, old, pink, blue or polka dot! Laughing is ESSENTIAL to life & has to be the best sound in the world.... Unless you are the one exposing your knickers in public, then you will just laugh when it feels better! I laugh at myself all the time, I think I have to or my counsellor will be a very rich lady!
Please note, I CAN be sensible, & I THINK I'm pretty good at my sensible jobs, stupidity is just a sideline....
I hope you enjoy & can relate to my life, & if you know of someone like me, please send them here too!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)